I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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God let me accept the things I cant change, courage to change things I can & the wisdom to know the difference.
TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)


I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl (via purplebuddhaproject)
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)

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Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)

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